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 A Little Steven Spielberg Humor
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Steven Spielberg is discussing his new film - a movie about famous composers. Sly Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all present. To encourage them to appear in the movie, Spielberg lets them choose the composer they each want to play.

"Well," says Stallone. "I've always admired Mozart. I'll play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite. I'll play him," says Willis.

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

"Great," says Spielberg. "And how about you Arnie?"

Schwarzenegger replies: "I'll be Bach"






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